Thursday, July 16, 2009

This Just In

This just in folks, we have received a report that there is a tyrannosaurus rex loose in the city of Weehawken, New Jersey. Our sources indicate that this is indeed the king of dinosaurs, with its three horns and boney plate around its neck, as well as its tail spikes. It has caused wide spread pandemonium all across the town. In an emergency conference the king of the United States has declared Weehawken a total loss and has authorized the use of a full scale thermonuclear attack. And now for the weather.

Good evening. As you can see here, we are going to see some scattered showers and may experience some light rain, as well as a mild down pour. Expect to see water falling from the sky. Our extended weekend forecast calls for rain Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, and you’ll see a little drizzle here and there. The next weather report will be yesterday, here on WFAK News.

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